Quotes

Here are Morgan's top 5 recently:

The other day we emptied her diaper into the toilet and flushed, and wouldn't ya know, it clogged.  She was a little surprised and said, "I paused it!"

Right as I was trying to show Morgan a big green bug on the ground, she stepped on it and killed it.  Later that day, apparently after pondering the event, she said, "It's ok... it will come back to life on Easter!"  I'm going to take that as good teaching about resurrection, even if some of the details are a little skewed.

We got Morgan a doctor's kit for Easter, since she loves to borrow Erik's real (and expensive) equipment.  While taking my temperature for the 56th time, she told me I was very sick.  When I asked Doctor Morgan what I should do, she said, "How about you die?"

Mom: "Morgan, do you want to learn to play the piano someday?"
Mo: "I already do!"

Mom: "Are you telling me the truth?"
Mo: "I am the truth!"

And just a little bonus...

We were talking politics with friends at dinner, and mentioned President Obama, and Morgan piped up, "Nobama!"