Here's a few things I've encountered that I didn't expect during pregnancy:
-Having to go to the bathroom all the time (and I've still got 100 days to go...)
-Feeling hot all the time
-My tendency to talk to baby, like telling her to cut it out when she punches my bladder for the fifth time in a row
-How much sweeter our marriage has become
-Everyone assumes you want to hear about their pregnancy issues and what labor is like
-You see the doctor for like 2 minutes and then get a bill for half of your life savings
-It's either a full bladder or a full stomach: they cannot coexist
-Every hour of my day is defined by where the closest bathrooms and food sources are
-It's really hard to clean a bathtub with a protruding belly