Sunday, August 23, 2009

Just to clarify...

From Erik's perspective, baby and I are cohabitating well. That's because we have no other option. She and I are already fighting, which does not bode well for her teenage years. She thinks my bladder is a nuisance and a waste of space and encourages it to remain in the completely flat position. In her mind, sleeping is for sissies, and she's trying to make sure that I don't get any. At the last doctor's visit, she measured 3 cm. larger than her recommended size, and this time she was still 1 cm. over. Don't get me wrong - I'm thrilled that she's healthy and still excited to be pregnant, but I think I'm getting ready for her to be on the outside of me instead.

2 comments:

Rebecca said...

I can only imagine baby's thoughts, "silly mommy...bladders are for sissies!"

I must say Boz, I like your style of writing when your sarcastic.

Unknown said...

Well, when you get sick of her on the outside, you can bring her to Aunt Lindsay to play and give Mommy some sanity time.